#1
#1
Do
Play with your food.
Don't
Play with their heart.
#2
#2
Do
Make a mess.
Don't
Cause a scene.
#3
#3
Do
Retrieve any lost dippers with a fork.
Don't
Retrieve any lost dippers with your fingers, you heathen.
#4
Do
Go crazy with your dippers. Variety is the spice of life.
Don't
Expect to enjoy them all, but what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.
#5
Do
Find the ‘grandmother’, a delicious cheesy crust
formed at the bottom of your pot. Among Fondü
connoisseurs, it’s a real delicacy.
Don't
Lose your grandmother ever again.
#6
#6
Do
Talk with your mouth full.
Don't
Talk if you have nothing nice to say.
#7
#7
Do
Spice up your dinner with a few party games.
Don't
Spice up your fondü with extra hot chillies. Unless you think you’re brave. Oh. You do, do you?
#8
Do
Enjoy with white wine or beer.
Don't
Ruin it with red wine. There’s no joke here. We’re deadly serious, in Switzerland we’ll revoke your passport for that.
#9
#9
Do
Invite your mates, your nan, your milkman, the
ghost of your old maths teacher, Dave from the
grocers, your brother from another mother, the
2006 Romanian curling team, your second
favorite weathergirl.
Don't
Invite Kevin. Come on, we all know a Kevin.
#10
#10
Do
Stir clockwise, in a figure of eight motion.
Don't
Stir anticlockwise, in a figure of one motion. You’ll just look a bit weird, to be honest.